This assignment was to write a short story in the style of Brian Andreas.
I'm glad I'm not a spider, she said, because I don't think I'd be patient enough to wait for my food.
What do I have to do? I said & he said, When it turns dark and the stars are out, count them all and tell me in the morning & I said, What if I lose count? & he said, Wait until night and do it again.
When will you stop sleeping with the lights on? she said & I said, When the monsters under my bed tell me they're moving.
Here is a frog who sings when it rains because that is when his voice is appreciated by an audience of none.
finally has realized that she can't find a lost place with a map
Why are the jokers taken out of a lot of card games? he said & I said, because the other cards are afraid they'll win everytime.
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oh my gosh i love brian adreas. one of my favorite is something like
you're the strangest person i've ever met, she said, and i said, you too, and we decided that we'd know each other for a long time.
haha yeah something like that.
but dang girl, you are truly an amazing writer, those are exactly like the real thing, even better actually.
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